One Liners

Speaking of being a paid, professional musician, another album is coming out in about two weeks!
Screenshot showing my next album, Gone Dark, scheduled to release October 5.

I do like to remind everyone time to time that I am a paid, professional musician.
A line chart of total earnings since December 2025 showing two dollars and 14 cents.
I heard someone say that 9/25 should be Dolly Parton day (as in 9-to-5) which I wholeheartedly support.
Ermergerd, vibe coding is so dang boring.
Today, I learned that “Bad Boy” is the only Beatles song that includes poop in the lyrics.
Development gets lonelier by the day — fewer co-coding sessions, PR discussions, #LazyWeb questions, and whatnot.
That minty-fresh feeling when opening a blank blog post editor.
Since when did so many websites begin thinking that a giant Google Sign-in popover was a good thing?
May your weekend be bright and all your avocados be ripe.
The gap between being addressed as “young man” and “sir” has been uncomfortably narrow for me.