One Liners

Hot take: Stop development on EVERYTHING until the “1 second remaining” hint on downloads and installs actually means that 1 second is remaining.
How do I know it’s 2024? One of my clients is a YouTuber.
Where I can enter my vote to go back to saying “the net” instead of “the web”?
Happy MLB Opening Day! It’s the best day of the year. ⚾️
Remember when the iPod got its first color screen? Those were cute times.
You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like you.
Oh hey, my old job! ????
CSS Meditation #7: Nobody is perf-ect.
Me to counselor: “You handle toxic existential crash site cleanups, right?”
CSS Meditation #6: The color space is always calc(rgb(0 255 0)+er) on the other side of the fence.