One Liners

I have this gaping hole in my heart in the shape of car CD players that skip over speed bumps.

I am now accepting band name suggestions.

If someone asks me to do something “kindly” I often find myself fighting the urge to exercise a little indirect malice. You know, just to spite.

I judge podcasts and videos on whether they offer a 1.75× speed option. That’s my baby bear porridge right there.

I just migrated two sites from PHP 7 to 8 and boy are my feet tired.

I carved out the soundhole for an acoustic parlor guitar I’m making and now I have a pretty sweet coaster for my desk.

“This monophonic microgroove recording is playable on monophonic and stereo phonographs. It cannot become obsolete. It will continue to be a source of outstanding sound reproduction, providing the finest monophonic performance from any phonograph.”

I looked for a WordPress alternative to teach framework development next semester and landed on Astro. Wow, it’s a lot of fun and I can’t wait to do the lectures!

Our family broke down and got a stinkin’ puppy.

“About 1 second remaining” is the new beachball spinner.