One Liners

I judge podcasts and videos on whether they offer a 1.75× speed option. That’s my baby bear porridge right there.
I just migrated two sites from PHP 7 to 8 and boy are my feet tired.
I carved out the soundhole for an acoustic parlor guitar I’m making and now I have a pretty sweet coaster for my desk.
“This monophonic microgroove recording is playable on monophonic and stereo phonographs. It cannot become obsolete. It will continue to be a source of outstanding sound reproduction, providing the finest monophonic performance from any phonograph.”
The back cover of the Meet The Beatles album on vinyl.
I looked for a WordPress alternative to teach framework development next semester and landed on Astro. Wow, it’s a lot of fun and I can’t wait to do the lectures!
Our family broke down and got a stinkin’ puppy.
Close-up of a black and white bernadoodle looking indirectly at the camera, hair disheveled.
“About 1 second remaining” is the new beachball spinner.
You’re gonna wanna hang out at the next Smashing Hour… not for me but to watch my face melted off by Alex Russell while we chat.
I’m always tickled that the guy who wrote “Penny Lane” eventually hired a guitarist named Denny Laine
A little spot where MagSafe charging would be a pleasant surprise.
AirPods Pro case sitting on the keyboard of a black MacBook Pro to the left of the trackpad.